It’s A Duck! No, It’s A Dog!
Pet humiliation sinks to new depths with this muzzle that will turn any self-respecting pooch into a quacker. I saw these at the giant pet emporium out in Odaiba, and unlike the fluffy pink afro wigs and Princess Leia costumes that marked the previous low point for canine companions, this time it’s not just small dogs who can feel the shame. These muzzles come sized to embarrass even the most stately breeds!
Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, published by Penguin/Intermix.