Try Eating THIS After Three Beers


OMG. Did we order THAT?

     We did.

I didn’t expect the Cream Puff Tower to be so…towering

     Or feature so many tiny pirate swords.

How do think we should eat it?


That’s a recipe for a lap full of whipped cream.


The insides will squish out all over the plate.


You’re kidding, right? This is Japan. We’ll give gaijin a bad name.

     Well, I guess that only leaves one thing.


     Well, if God didn’t mean for us to eat cream puffs, he would’t have invented tiny pirate swords.

Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Tokyo

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