I Got My Miracle Body From A Vending Machine!

Posted by Jonelle Patrick on February 12, 2013 in WTF Japan? | Leave a comment

I thought I’d missed my chance when I failed to fork over ¥6000 for the miracle-inducing Sexy Santa outfit at Christmastime, so imagine how thrilled I was to discover that for considerably less, I could get my Miracle Body by buying a canned wonder drink from the vending machine near school! So far I haven’t noticed any increase in fabulousness, but hope springs eternal.

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Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, now out for the first time in paperback

A young woman is found dead in an abandoned car, with a pair of strangers old enough to be her parents. Their suicide note apologizes for a disaster that hasn’t yet happened. And someone is stalking the…read more

…or watch the book trailer (0:52)