Fake Eyelashes Of Epic Proportions

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It’s Christmas Eve – the most romantic date night of the year – and you just found out that your arch-nemesis from Marketing is planning to wear the same Sexy Santa outfit you bought for the company party. What to do, what to do?

Fake Feather Eyelashes to the rescue! Slap on a pair of these babies and that adorably shy dude from accounting won’t be able to stop staring! Even the most introverted target of your affections will be able to muster the conversation starter, “What ARE those things glued to your eyelids?” Just make sure you don’t drink so much that you don’t realize you lost one until photos of your strangely lopsided grinning face show up all over the internet the next day…

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