Fake Eyelashes Of Epic Proportions


It’s Christmas Eve – the most romantic date night of the year – and you just found out that your arch-nemesis from Marketing is planning to wear the same Sexy Santa outfit you bought for the company party. What to do, what to do?

Fake Feather Eyelashes to the rescue! Slap on a pair of these babies and that adorably shy dude from accounting won’t be able to stop staring! Even the most introverted target of your affections will be able to muster the conversation starter, “What ARE those things glued to your eyelids?” Just make sure you don’t drink so much that you don’t realize you lost one until photos of your strangely lopsided grinning face show up all over the internet the next day…

Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, now out for the first time in paperback

More Nightshade book goodness here, in case you think you might want to, you know, read it or something

A young woman is found dead in an abandoned car, with a pair of strangers old enough to be her parents. Their suicide note apologizes for a disaster that hasn’t yet happened. And someone is stalking the…read more

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