Mr. Smoky

“SMOKED COFFEE FOR MEN WITH GOOD TASTE”

So, when you saw the name of this product, was the first thing that came to mind, “Mmm, coffee!”?

Yeah, me neither. And I have to admit, I’ve never woken up in the morning and thought, “Gee, if only I could have a nice cup of joe that tastes like smoke, I wouldn’t have to light up a cig until I’m fully awake.”

But of course, maybe that’s because I’m not a MAN.

I wonder if I’d be carded if I were to saunter up to the corner vending machine when nobody’s looking and try to buy one of these exclusive beverages? They do have a system here in Japan that requires you to insert an ID card that says you’re 18 before you buy cigarettes, so…

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