June
09
Them’s Fightin’ Undies!
It’s Saturday night and you aint’ got nobody, so ditch the tightie whities, put on your Fightin’ Pants and get out there and swing the bat! In Japan, every guy’s favorite get-lucky underwear have a name: shōbu pantsu. And who would’t feel like Captain Nampa in these form-follows-function designs…
“Hey babe, wanna play ‘Where’s Waldo’?”
When the lights go out, Waldo says, “It’s time to PITCH A TENT.”
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And sometimes…well, it’s really not.
It’ll take extraordinary willpower to resist saying, “C’mon baby light my fire” while wearing these match-in-pocket cigar briefs, but if you want anyone besides yourself to appreciate the glow-in-the-dark message on the front, I strongly urge you to let the shōbu pants speak for themselves…
Banana juice. Uh huh.
All the fightin’ pants pictured here are from the Rakuten Crazy Ferret men’s underwear pages, except for the One Piece model shown up top, which is from Body Wild.
Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, published by Penguin/Intermix.
