Too. Much. Meat.

Blinded by the never-disappointing Dominos pizza creations, somehow I missed the auxiliary  menu…until now! Besides the Shrimp-Mayo With Random Broccoli Sub, Dominos proudly presents the Too Much Meat. (Vegetarians, this would be a good time to go organize your sock drawer.) The frighteningly Terducken-like Too Much Meat Sub is stacked high with not one, but TWO kinds of sausage, roast chicken, pepperoni, roast ham, sliced bacon, and pancetta.

Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo Mystery Series, published by Penguin/Intermix.