January 03

He Should Have Brushed His Teeth

If you’re planning to leave a chopped up body in Lake Biwa, you really ought to take better care of your teeth, so the police can’t feature them as a distinguishing mark on your wanted poster. Oh, and that giant carbunkle on the side of your face? Lose that too.

Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, published by Penguin/Intermix.