Posted January 3, 2012 by Jonelle Patrick WTF Japan?

He Should Have Brushed His Teeth

If you’re planning to leave a chopped up body in Lake Biwa, you really ought to take better care of your teeth, so the police can’t feature them as a distinguishing mark on your wanted poster. Oh, and that giant carbunkle on the side of your face? Lose that too.

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Jonelle Patrick writes novels set in Tokyo…

A young woman dressed as a Gothic Lolita is found dead in a car with a pair of strangers. But the more Yumi Hata learns about her friend’s death, the more she’s convinced it was murder…*read more*

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Writing mystery books set in Tokyo is mostly what I do, but I also blog about the odd stuff I see every day in Japan. I'm a graduate of Stanford University and the Sendagaya Japanese Institute in Tokyo, and a member of the International Thriller Writers, the Mystery Writers of America, and Sisters In Crime. When I'm not in Tokyo, I live in San Francisco. I also host a travel site called The Tokyo Guide I Wish I'd Had, so if you're headed to Japan and want to check out the places I take my friends when they're in town, take a look!