My Other Cigarette is a Prius
And this cigarette is a “hybrid” because…
It doesn’t give off air-polluting smoke, it actually repairs the ozone layer, cigarette by cigarette? Or maybe the more you smoke them, the better your cyborg x-ray vision becomes?
If only I’d studied my kanji harder, I’d know the answer to this burning question…
Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, now out for the first time in paperback
…or watch the book trailer (0:52)