Red Heat Hot Pepper Shape Up Gel

“I can’t join the party due to ugly body. I am now in shape up mode. Some day I will do it with dress up. BODY SELEB is willing to help you achieve it. The success gives you self-confidence. Let’s go to the party where a lot of celeb gather. You will see yourself changed drastically.”

According to the directions on the back, rubbing this hot grapefruit-scented gel on yourself will impart toned arms and a slim waist without any of that annoying exercise or dieting. All over the world, I guess people want to believe in miracles.

Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, published by Penguin/Intermix.

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